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  • It's Halloween

    Thirteen poems to spice up the holiday that ghouls and ghosts love most. "Prelutsky's Nightmares tamed for beginning readers. They're catchy at the most rudimentary level."--Kirkus Reviews.

  • Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich

    Being a monster isn't all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their trials, too. Poor Frankenstein's cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help, and it's best not to get started on Dracula’s hygiene issues. What could be scarier?     Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature fro [read more]

  • Happy Halloween!: 31 Poems in Celebration of Autumn

    Get ready for Halloween with this fun collection of children's poetry. Your child will be enthralled by an assortment of rhyming tales, including those of witches flying on their broomsticks, jack-o'-lanterns glowing in the night, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters lurking in the shadows, leaves changing colors as the season changes, dressing [read more]

  • Trick-or-Treat: A Happy Haunter's Halloween

    This frighteningly funny collection of Halloween poems is perfect for sharing!It’s that time of year again… The wind is howling,the leaves are blowing.A sliver of moonis barely showing. And the happy haunters are ready for a monstrous good time! In this collection of fifteen sweet, silly, and seriously fun rhyming poems, young readers will mee [read more]

  • The Dragons Are Singing Tonight

  • Frankenstein Takes the Cake

    No one ever said it was easy being a monster. Take Frankenstein, for instance: He just wants to marry his undead bride in peace, but his best man, Dracula, is freaking out about the garlic bread. Then there’s the Headless Horseman, who wishes everyone would stop drooling over his delicious pumpkin head. And can someone please tell Edgar Allan Poe [read more]

  • There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Bat! (A Board Book)

    In this spooky version of the classic rhyme, a bat, an owl, a cat, a ghost, a goblin, some bones, and a wizard are all on the menu for the Old Lady to swallow. This Halloween-themed twist on the classic song will delight and entertain all brave readers who dare to read it!A lively board book edition of the bestselling story book that will appeal to [read more]

  • Last Laughs: Animal Epitaphs

    Children’s Poet Laureate J. Patrick Lewis and the inimitable Jane Yolen team up in this ironic and witty take on the last moments in the lives of a variety of animals. Each poem in this darkly humorous collection is an epitaph of a different animal. Grouped by animal type, these posthumous poems are full of clever wordplay and macabre humor that [read more]

  • Halloween Night (Running Press Picture Books)

    This collection of 21 silly, funny, just slightly scary poems about witches, monsters, pumpkins, gargoyles, and trick-or-treating will elicit delighted giggles from children aged 4 to 8 who are just beginning to discover the traditions and lore of Halloween. With such titles as “I'm Not Afraid,” “Witch Way,” “Sick or Treat,” and “What to [read more]

  • The Night Before Halloween

    "'Twas the night before Halloween, and all through the house, All the creatures were stirring, except for the mouse.The monsters had gathered to plan and prepare,For the trick-or-treaters who soon would be there?."Little monsters and goofy goblins take center stage in this silly, spooky spin on Clement C. Moore's beloved poem. But what will happen [read more]